So, you get to be in the Stampede this week? Yeah, pretty excited about it. Really? No. Why? Well, there’s the lack of prize money and the fact that someone will be chasing me down while mounted on the back of a horse, trying to throw a rope around my neck and stop me dead … Continue reading Clint, the calf-roping calf
Humour
Public art I can’t wait to see
Council recently voted to have city administration review the public art policy. One suggestion was that the public should have more say in public art installations. I couldn't agree more. We should do away with the jury and those people who "claim" to know about "art." Here are some sculptures that I'm really excited to … Continue reading Public art I can’t wait to see
UDI’s facts on segregating Calgary
You know what's uncomfortable? Living next to tattooed lesbians, or gays or just straight dudes with tattoos. Especially if they shop at Safeway alongside more respectable members of suburban society. I mean, yes, you have to come across them from time to time when you work downtown, but these people should really stay down there … Continue reading UDI’s facts on segregating Calgary
Bow River, kind of a jerk
Hey, thanks for taking the time to do this, I know you’ve been busy. Yeah sure, no problem. I love your paper. Er, thanks. So, why are you such an asshole? Begging your pardon? You heard me, you’ve been a bit of a prick lately. Hey man, c’mon, I’m just going with the flow. You … Continue reading Bow River, kind of a jerk
Joan Crockatt, Newly elected MP for Calgary Centre (or what we imagine an interview would be like)
Congratulations on your win. Thank you. Now, who do you write for? Fast Forward Weekly. Are you owned by the Sun? No. Oh. Well.... You sound disappointed Joan. Well, it’s just that I’ve got some door knocking to do. But the campaign is over. Well, they haven’t sent me an updated list. What list? From … Continue reading Joan Crockatt, Newly elected MP for Calgary Centre (or what we imagine an interview would be like)
Drew Anderson 